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Well, God he struck the lightin’,
rolled heavy metal thunder.
He grabbed that old devil, man,
tossed his red ass under.

God dusted off his hands, said,
“Get down with your bad self.”
High five to the angles, man.
He turned his back on Hell.

The devil came up to his hooves--
this Hell, it was a-shakin’.
He spat upon the sizzled floor.
His minions started wakin’.

A fiery gulf, this was indeed--
designed for the modern devil.
He called upon his horrid crew
by smashin’ down his gavel.

“We’re damned to Hell, but what the Hell,
’s put the screws to the King Subvert.
Vengeance is our nine-to-five,
Let’s hit Him where it hurts.

“Now, listen here, you mother fuckers,
stand up from the fire.
We’re headed to the garden, man--
it’s time to pay the piper.”

“We’re breakin’ loose!”


from Long Sword Spectacular, released May 1, 2012


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