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I’m just a bag of bones wrapped in cellophane
A useless void of pain and praise
Mercury pulsing through my veins
A vagabond, a wanderer; I can’t be tamed

Got knives for eyes and razors for teeth
I bite like a rabid dog and scout like a thief
Under no circumstances will I stay and pray
I’m the devil incarnate, and I’m here to say...

I’m on a mission!
I’m killing all my enemies, I don’t need no gun
Just take my hand firmly, do you wanna ride?
And join my manhunt or you best run and hide

Whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout, tryin’ to challenge me?
I spit radiator fluid drink antifreeze tea
From a long steel pipe to a fist like a mace
I take the shape of anything that helps me win the race

I ain’t playin’ with you kid
I’m like a torrential rain
I lost my cherry long ago, don’t get into my brain
If you need a little tenderness, ya best look the other way
If you wanna fight the system, hitch a ride upon my train...


from Long Sword Spectacular, released May 1, 2012


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